The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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