Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I had to cum in my sink.
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