i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
