I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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