or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
