I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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