Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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