are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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