I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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