Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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