Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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