hotel room ftw
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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