Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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