his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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