My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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