ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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