you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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