She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
There's always time for handjobs
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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