i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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