Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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