Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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