you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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