Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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