Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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