I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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