why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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