Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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