fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize