there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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