My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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