if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm too high and old for this...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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