they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just high enough for therapy.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.