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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me

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• (915): View more from Texas

  In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with

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  Atleast he is letting you know he will be late

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here

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