Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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