I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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