help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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