Michael Bay diarrhea
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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