If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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