They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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