I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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