Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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