Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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