You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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