butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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