I hate your face
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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