If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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