I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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