CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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