In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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