whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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