sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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