As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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