Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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