You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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