Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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