I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
we made out on top of his cat.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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