I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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