Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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