she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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