none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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